The most pressing political question of the day is how the proletariat can extract itself from the farrago of mind bending psychological assaults which will be passed off as 'celebrating' the millennium. The function of this great spectacle, which the bourgeoisie has already been preparing for some time, is nothing short of bolstering their regime in the face of fresh working class onslaughts which will mark the next ten years.
By staging an event which is to be 'enjoyed by all' they hope to restore the bonds which link the wage slave to the boss, the disenchanted youth with the battery of social workers, cops and teachers who police them, and to reintegrate the pseudo-rebels into mainstream culture.